Krakens and crackers, it’s been a long time (years!) since this site’s been updated. We could make up all sorts of reasons to excuse this abysmal betrayal to you, our dear readers, but we’re really just hoping you’re going to forgive us because this update’s so damned special, by gum! That’s right, folks. This update’s going to make your knees weaker than Woody Allen trying to arm wrestle Mr. T. This update’s going to make your eyes pop like a truckload of Orville Redenbacher at ground zero of a nuke test. This update, we’re proud to say, features stunning underground supermodel Scar!
You know you’ve seen her around — the Internet is her bitch! Scar can be found at her official site, BlueBlood.com, BlueBlood.net, Gothic Sluts, Barely Evil, and Rubber Dollies. She’s also been featured on I Love The Devil, but please don’t tell the sweet baby Jesus — he just had a birthday and we’d hate to kill his joy buzz!
Often fueled by a volatile mixture of vodka and tofu, Scar is an artist to the core. Whether she’s adorning herself with latex, trashy lingerie, three-piece suits, or nothing but go-go boots, or dying her hair more colors than Crayola can dream up names for, or designing sets for photo shoots, or painting, or getting a new tattoo, or cooking, or violating the innocent, she’s sure to leave an impression (maybe only a bruise, if you’re lucky).
Happy new year, punk! ’08 promises to be a good one (unlike Scar, who only promises to be as good or evil as she wants to be).