For January 26th, 2003
Creepy Dea
You may recognize Dea from her stint as the bass player for Crate. The video for their hit song "Prep Bitch" was running non-stop on MTV2 last summer before an ill-fated world tour that ended in Oslo when their singer choked to death on a bony chunk of Lutefisk.
So, yeah. Dea's looking for a new band. She's not afraid to rock, but she is afraid of the aforementioned Scandinavian delicacy -- and rightly so!
"It was haw-ribble. Just haw-ribble! If you've never seen anyone suffocate on lye-soaked marine life, you have no idea, darling!" Dea exclaims, "We tried to use the...Heimlich Menudo, but there was no budging that cod-clod from our singer's craw! Once it was stuck -- it was stuck!"
Firmly planted back in the United States, Dea keeps busy hosting parties for fellow rockstars and writing translation guidebooks for French tourists (which is only enhanced by the fact that she speaks not a word of frog). She can often be seen as a blur, darting between social events on her skateboard, wearing fancy formal gowns and combat boots.
"Two great wardrobes that go great together!" Beams Dea. Somehow, she makes it all work.
If you'd like to chat with Dea about global warming or the price of fleas in Lima, drop her a line at Girlwithaband@neovampire.com or hassle her on AIM where she appears as Dearthing. Introducing yourself with the ever-creative "M or F?" will earn you a special prize! Count on it. We also highly recommend that you have a look-see at her site when it's up, which will be soon. If the link doesn't work right now, though, don't say we didn't warn you, punk.
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