For February 9th, 2003
Veronica Vaughn
Short-tempered and fiesty, Veronica Vaughn is a remorseless heartbreaker from the sweltering Florida peninsula -- but don't call her a swamp witch! She's an iron-pumping she-devil that can most likely bench press the likes of you, so watch it!
"I can't go anywhere without feeling the unbearable urge to want to crack someone's skull for the most trivial thing, even," says Veronica, cracking her knuckles. "Whether it be the way they chew or just...their unforgivable crime of going out in public looking like a crap casserole with a side of ugly. They don't need to go on living. I hate the whores, the sluts, the strippers, the liars, the flakes, the backstabbers, the cowards, fake tits, pigheaded men, no-brained broads, you know. Basically, people in general."
But what of the Finnish?
"They're okay."
Veronica's likes are as numerous as her dislikes, which make for a nice balance -- mainly because she gets a little tired after four or five hours of punching out the lights of motherfuckers.
Depending on the day's activities, her soundtrack includes anything from The Misfits to Mike Ness. When she's able to sit still long enough to enjoy a movie, she favors '60s spy flicks and horror. When modeling, Veronica adapts well to the retro/pinup look as well as a more modern style. She's soon to be featured in the German-based Tiki Lounge magazine, and you can find more of her photos proudly on display at Tom Eitnier's (her photographer's) Yahoo! group: koolgirliestuffphotography.
While you haven't got a chance at her phone number or email address, it's probably a good idea to drop by her Yahoo! group and say hello. While she's probably had a busy day, don't think that she's too tired to beat you up.
Notice that we didn't call you a motherfucker. This time.
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