For February 23rd, 2003
Jade
Jade's storm-tossed life began on a whaling schooner in the north Atlantic, born from the union of her sailor father and adventurous mother (who'd disguised herself as a cabin boy at the fateful journey's outset). When the ship was stove in and sunken by an angry white whale, her family stowed away in an empty rum cask and had the good fortune to wash up at the foot of a New England lighthouse. Lovingly nursed back to health by the kindly, red-bearded lighthouse keeper and his family, Jade's parents decided then and there that they would never again hunt down the noble giants of the sea for personal gain. Perhaps as a subconscious result of this ordeal, Jade decided on a vegetarian lifestyle (which she follows to this day). Upon recovery from their trials at sea, young Jade and her family made their way to Pennsylvania, where they still reside.
"But don't call me Amish," says Jade, "While I've been known to raise a roof or two, I've never raised a barn in my life."
Perhaps it's her sailor heritage, or perhaps it's her love of punk rock, but Jade's affinity for tattoos is well-evidenced at even a casual glance.
"My favorite place to go would be California to get tattooed by Ed Hardy," Jade says, "I just worry about the day when I run out of space to get more tattoos!"
When she's not getting her body permanently decorated by an ink-slinging Michelangelo, Jade likes snowboarding, playing bass, drawing, traveling and listening to music. Her favorite bands include Minor Threat, Social Distortion, Jerry's Kids, Dropkick Murphys, The Explosion, Striking Distance, and Turning Point. She also digs an assortment of movies like The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Night of the Living Dead, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Princess Bride, The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, The Lost Boys, Sixteen Candles, and pretty much any '80s movie featuring Molly Ringwald.
Not surprisingly, Jade's also a model. She's been featured at PornForPunks.com, MikePanic.com, and BurningAngel.net. She's also got a modelling portfolio at pillowthief.com, and you're a damned fool if you don't go check it out!
Want to talk to Jade about tattoos, punk rock, John Hughes movies, or hire her for a shoot? Then drop her a line at: xpoisongrlx@hotmail.com. But don't bring up the Amish. She's just about sick of it.
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