For April 28th, 2002
Kissyfish
Tattooed punk princess KissyFish (Mrs. Fish, if you're nasty) calls America's pristine eastern shores home, but don't try to burn her for a witch -- she'll knock your block off, sonny! While not generally inclined towards violence, she can definitely hold her own in your average tavern tussle. We've seen her depart from saloons with nary a bottle left unbroken -- or bone, for that matter! Always, she bounces back unscathed, ready to fuck shit up again at a moment's notice. She cuddles kittens, tends a turtle, and dresses up like a randy schoolgirl, sure, but this dame is a brickhouse!
...And a total sweetheart, as long as you treat her with the R-E-S-P-E-C-T one would afford the immortal Aretha Franklin. KissyFish was born on Halloween, which must account for why she's such a treat to know! She's also no stranger to being in front of a camera. "I was a beauty pageant baby," she says. "From the age of three until the age of ten, when I told my mom it wasn't fun anymore." Before she gave it up, though, she even won 6 titles for modeling! We're not surprised.
So if this tuna-fish-and-grape-jelly-sandwich-chomping
doll intrigues you, drop by her site and
get to know her better! It's now Kissycam.com
because some rude bastards in a foreign country where it's apparently okay to
steal domains took away Kissyfish.com during an opportune moment. She hopes
to get it back, someday, and we fully endorse writing to the current "owners"
to complain that they're bad, bad people. Oh, and motherfuckers! Please
don't forget to include the word "motherfuckers" somewhere in your
missive to them.
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