For June 2nd, 2002
Josie Nutter
No matter what anyone tells you, Josie Nutter is not a bisexual, teenaged witch living in Australia. It seems that a good number of fucktwirls think it's a good idea to use Josie's photographic image in vain as their own to try and trick unwary people into thinking they're writing to a hot babe. A message to you, Rudy: Don't follow in the footsteps of these mentally-handicapped halitosis-criminals or you'll end up cemented inside of a goalpost anchor seven feet under the astroturf at the end zone of some anonymous football stadium getting sweat on by the jock millionaires in tight pants that used to beat you up in high school. Like, that's so totally not punk.
Not that I imagine the readership of this fine site would even think of doing such an asinine thing, eh?
Mrs. Nutter (That's right! She's spoken for and her husband even took her last name! Hell, who wouldn't take on a cool surname like "Nutter," given the opportunity?) got sick of those FIBs (Fucking Illinois Bastards) calling her a Cheesehead, so she high-tailed it from Madison, Wisconsin, and wound up in the raindrop-riddled haven of Seattle, Washington. Aside from modeling, Josie is a professional web developer for InfoSpace. She's a part-time college student, as well, going for a BA in Computer Science. To put further strain on her poor little eyeballs, she's gotten herself addicted to videogames -- especially Squaresoft console RPGs!
Want to learn a little more about this brainy lovely? Go have a look at her site, damn it! She's got lots of pictures and links there you'll find worth your while. If'n you wants to drop her a line, please do so (as long as you're nice): josie@spamcop.net
But we weren't kidding about the penalty for trying to use her pictures for your own wicked plots and schemes. Don't do it. You'll get caught, feel lame, and enjoy an eternity of being listed as a dipshit on her site where everyone will see you and mock you. Eternity is forever, chum.
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