For June 9th, 2002
Liss Fury
A few years back, Liss traded in the easygoing life of a midwestern country girl for the glitz and glitter of a coast-hugging, city-slicking cosmopolitan. Spending her time in myriad pursuits ranging from waitressing to counseling to graphic design, Liss finally found her niche when she began to model on an amateur basis. With her background in theatre and the arts, it didn't take long for this to become her natural focus -- now she aspires to start her own modeling agency and merchandise line.
Above all, Liss is an adventurer of the highest caliber, with traveling as one of her main passions. She's kickboxed with Yeti in Tibet, shark-herded off the coast of New Zealand, and showed off her muscles in Brussels. As one of the judges of a maple syrup-pouring contest in the Yukon, Liss was forced to break a tie between an axe-toting lumberjack and a sharp-clawed housewife from Dawson City with nothing but her keen wits and a pair of very big boots.
They take that shit seriously up around the Arctic Circle. Want to know what else they (and you should) take seriously? Liss' very own site! Learn more about Miss Fury and her other guest appearances at places we like, such as TwistedLens.com and Girls With Glasses. She's also got a fan club!
So what are you waiting for? Go have a look! Otherwise, Liss might teach you a lesson like she did to Ted Nugent before leaving the midwest. Let's just say the Motor City Madman is a little more careful where he points that goddamned bow and arrow, now, as it's lodged into an orifice that doesn't sing hits like Cat Scratch Fever or Wango Tango.
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