For June 30th, 2003
Lilith Stabs
^ Photographer: Brandie Cane ^
^ Photographer: Chris Reimers ^
^ Photographer: Brandie Cane ^
A profound weakness for bunnies and cute boys in punk bands doesn't mean Lilith will think twice about kicking your ass for a dollar or even just the sheer thrill of it, man. While she's not a professional dominatrix anymore, she concedes that some things are done for fun, not profit.
Of course, that doesn't mean she'll shy away when you buy her something nice for her trouble of putting up with your nonsense!
While Lilith's main focus is acting in B-movies -- from her debut in Vampire Call Girls through appearances in Demonatrix, Cremains, Malefic, Severe Injury, Bad Movie Police, and most recently Zombiegeddon -- she also gets her kicks taking on the roles of model (featured in such magazines as Femme Fatales, Extreme Fetish, Gothic Beauty, and Marquis), writer, musican (she plays drums and sings), and photographer.
Not content with conquering the real world, Lilith has even shrunk down to a mere two dimensions to help her comic book friend Razor (from Everette Hartsoe's Razor Gothic series) battle demons! Now that's a true friend!
Winding down from her sometimes stressful, high-profile lifestyle, Lilith loves to relax at home with her two pet bunnies Serena and Samantha (named after Elizabeth Montgomery's dual roles on the '60s sitcom Bewitched). If you think this goes against Lilith's image as an ass-kicking horror movie diva, think again.
"My little dears are trained to go for the throat when provoked," insists Lilith with a wry smile, "this month alone, my attack bunnies have taken out three bush-hiding stalkers and a mailman -- almost a new record!"
We can only hope for the sake of our miserable lives that she'll have them tethered to something heavy at the interview's conclusion when we attempt to exit her hillside mansion!
"Don't worry," she says, eyes afire with mischief, "I'm expecting a few packages from UPS later in the day. There's still time to break the record without your help!"
Believe it or not, we're almost relieved to hear the good news!
Go on. Visit Lilith Stabs' website or drop her an email at deathwishbarbie@yahoo.com. We dare you. Just make sure you've got your best running shoes on and laced up properly. Attack bunnies hop very quickly.
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