For September 29th, 2003
Cadence
With the resilience of a shark and swinging fists that would send Mike Tyson crying for his momma, Cadence is an anti-racist skinbird that can easily back up her strong convictions. She would love to be a pro boxer, but she's a little worried about the potential consequences of such a pursuit.
"On tour with my band Molotov Cocktease (which also includes former Hotpunkgirl of the Week Dia), I had to demolish a band of Nazi skins that were hassling us in Idaho. I meant to castrate these representatives of subhuman filth so they couldn't possibly breed, but I accidentally killed them off with my bare fists, instead." Cadence adds, "Oops!"
When she's not beating down the motherfuckers with her fists of fury, she's firing off a well-stocked gun collection into targets printed with faces of ex-boyfriends and confederate civil war heroes. This might seem like pretty anti-social behavior to most people, but Cadence insists that, well, yeah, it is.
"But I always take care of, and look out for, the ones I love." She explains, "If you fuck with them, you fuck with me."
Aside from her affinity for firearms; loyalty towards friends; love of country, truth, honor, American hotrods from the late '60s to the early '70s, men in uniform, tasers, singing, and Jack Daniel's whiskey; Cadence digs bands ranging from The Specials to Agnostic Front to Vice Squad to The Cure to Duran Duran. Local bands like Resilience, Black Box, and The Fista Fucks also strike her fancy. If you see the blur of a Pontiac crusing through your neighborhood and its stereo is blasting one or more of the above, it might very well be Cadence!
"Yeah, I sometimes check out the fine assortment of handsome devils that strut their stuff up and down the boulevard, but if they can't beat me at arm wrestling, they can forget about it." Cadence says. "And if they can't handle their liquor, well. They might find themselves the next morning on a slow boat to China, but they won't be waking up with me!"
If you want to catch a glimpse of Cadence (and Dia), Be on the lookout for Molotov Cocktease coming to a city near you. Just make sure you don't piss 'em off, 'cause they're dynamite! Oh, and Cadence will soon be making an appearance at Burningangel.com, so just keep your peepers open, punk!
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